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The Leaky Pen Staff Bio: Trinity
Editor's Note: Trinity was having trouble
writing her biography, so Acatalepteron wrote one for her. Please
note, this love poem describes its subject and her effect on persons
of the opposite gender (especially Acatalepteron) with perfect
accuracy. This is a truly accurate representation of Trinity and
Acatalepteron, the poor love-sick fool. Enjoy!
Ode to Trinity by
Acatalepteron
Your face shines like the sun rising in the North
Its radiant glowing rays filling my heart with warmth and joy
I leap for joy at the knowledge of your existence
Your glorious features drive me mad with longing
If I am separated from you but another day, I shall assuredly
repeatedly puncture my right eye with a heatened skewer.
Your eyes are like limpid pools of molten adoration
Your nose is like an ice pick in a barn door
When you smile, my heart trembles with amazement that you would permit
one so unworthy as I the honor of your presence
Indeed, I am the most fortunate of all mortals, to be blessed with
your company
Your hair flows like a cascade of linguine
Indeed, it so resembles a bowl of pasta that were we to garnish it
with your tenderly seasoned marinara sauce, I would be tempted to
devour it immediately. As it stands, all I may do is devour your
company insatiably.
Your ears resemble the leaves of an elephant tree blowing gracefully
in the wind, except much smaller, of course
Alas, the pen now falls from my hand
Too long have I been penning this limpid poetry which so pales in
comparison to your beauty
Too long have I lingered away from your magnificent fragrance and
glorious beauty
Now indeed shall I seize the skewer and stab in deep into the glowing
embers. It glows white with their purging heat which shall eternally
separate me from my despair
Now shall I stab it through my eyeball
To the end, I love you, my dearest Trinity, very very very very very
very very mu------
Editor's Note: Wasn't that sweet?
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