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The Leaky Pen Staff Bio: Erik
Certain text from the following has been omitted where marked due to
security purposes.
Hi! My name is Erik (last name omitted). I live at (house number
omitted) on (street number omitted) street in (city omitted), (state
omitted). My home phone number is (home phone number omitted). My
social security number is (social security number omitted). My
cellular ESN number is (cellular ESN number omitted). I regularly
update the (section of the Leaky Pen website omitted) section of the
Leaky Pen website and enjoy to (favorite activity omitted).
I also have created (the number of logos created for the purpose of
the Leaky Pen website by Erik (last name omitted) has been omitted not
due to security purposes, but due to the fact that the number of logos
created was not needed and therefore would become redundant because
all and any number of logos created has been covered in the single
following word following this completely, disastrously, and quite
nearly grammatically incorrect, long sentence placed in parentheses
(the word referred to in the preceding fifteen words is’ all’)) all
logos in, on, at, or next to this site.
(also, for anyone who is interested, I happen to have a major fungus
problem on my toe (region of toe omitted)).*
If you would like information as to how to misuse the above
information (had you been able to access it) go to
www.missuseofpersonalinformation.com or call 1-800-ID-THEFT.
*For information on and/or how to treat and/or cure fungus of the toe
call 1-800-GOT-FUNG
Fiction
A Thrilling Tale of Espionage
(With a Dash of Organized Crime)
Poetry
Don't Supersize 10.2005 |
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